Movie Reviews
Movies are a huge part of my life. And I don't mean I spend countless hours wasting time slothing in front of the screen. I draw inspiration from these flics. When I saw Terminator 2, Robocop, short circuit and the like, I got so enthralled with robots, I when to collage to become a robotic engineer. When I saw Karate kid, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and later Jackie Chan, I had to personally earn my own black belt and study a multitude of styles. I love putting myself into the role of the protagonist and playing along. Movies suck me in and allow the RPG adventures of my youth to be explored on the big screen.
Rating System:
0 Degrees = Haven's seen it.
5 Degrees = So bad it's good. See it (maybe after a drink or 3)
90 Degrees = Take a 90 degree turn and exchange your ticket for a pallet cleanser. Hopefully this will dilute the bad.
180 Degrees = Normal kind of bad, you can survive if you just turn around and head home
270 Degrees = Actually entertaining, turn toward the snack bar and grab a snack, you'll want to stay for this one.
360 Degrees = Wholly moly, this is the perfect movie, buy another ticket spin around and see it again.
Rating System:
0 Degrees = Haven's seen it.
5 Degrees = So bad it's good. See it (maybe after a drink or 3)
90 Degrees = Take a 90 degree turn and exchange your ticket for a pallet cleanser. Hopefully this will dilute the bad.
180 Degrees = Normal kind of bad, you can survive if you just turn around and head home
270 Degrees = Actually entertaining, turn toward the snack bar and grab a snack, you'll want to stay for this one.
360 Degrees = Wholly moly, this is the perfect movie, buy another ticket spin around and see it again.
Movies of 2019
Movie reviews have been on a bit of a hiatus. I'm getting back to it though.
Movies of 2018
Movie reviews have been on a bit of a hiatus. I'm getting back to it though.